Animals Seeking Fame Steal Movie Equipment

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In a series of shocking criminal acts, animals driven by lust for Hollywood fame and fortune have been stealing filmmaking gear from innocent tourists around the world. Despite their heartless actions, these predatory movie makers have won huge audiences on Youtube and

According to the animals involved, due to societal and economic pressures on the animal kingdom we’ve just seen the tip of this growing worldwide trend’s iceberg.

“It’s not like we can just walk into Best Buy and whip out our credit cards.”
—Jonathan ”Lefty” Seagull, movie kingpin & thief

Police failed to comment claiming that they won’t discuss cases under investigation.

Here are some clips from some of the most notable movies by animal directors and all shot with stolen equipment.