The World According to Facebook

Facebook is one of the most popular sites there is, and it has changed the world in its own special way. Here are a few examples:

1.- Severe illnesses, specially cancer, can be treated with likes.

cancer facebook

2.- People collect friends like pre-teens collect pokemon. That is, they both link their value to the number of them they have.

3.- People you had one or two conversations with in high school and whom you haven’t seen in ages will now try to befriend you and treat you like you’ve been the closest of friends all this time.

4.- Ambiguous status updates are the newest form of passive-aggressive behavior.

amgibuous facebook5.- Any piece of information is treated as a scientifically proven fact.

6.- You WILL know where other people eat.

7.- You WILL know what other people eat.

8.- Relationships can be destroyed by the wrong comment, like, or status update.

9.- There is no need to watch TV or read newspaper to know what’s going on.

10.- People worship cats more than Egyptians did.

facebook cat

This might explain it.

If you still don’t want to go back to work, read about people who said more than they should have in social media and paid the consequences.

When not busy mixing his whites with colors, Flippy works as a writer, translator, and language teacher. In his free time, he plays video games, takes photos, and writes funny stuff. You can find his humor book, Flippy’s Life Lessons Stuff Every Single Man Should Know, published by Relentlessly Creative Books on

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