Busting Child Criminals!

In today’s world, crime has been increasing to levels where you’re lucky to make it from your bed to your bathroom alive. Experts on crime, government authorities, and some responsible parents have noticed this problem and have decided to take action by getting at the root of the problem: children. 4. Five-year-old misses party and gets an invoice and a lawsuit threat. A small boy in Southern United Kingdom was invited to a birthday party at the Plymouth Sky Slope and Snowboard Center, which he missed because he preferred to spend the day with his grandparents instead. The next day, when the boy went back to the Torpoint Nursery...

Hollywood Announces It’s Quitting Showbiz

Following North Korea’s hacking of Sony Pictures studio’s internal emails revealing scandalous communications between Hollywood’s most powerful and influential players and leading to the cancellation of the release of a major Hollywood holiday motion picture, Hollywood power brokers representing all branches of the entertainment industry announced today that they are officially shutting down all entertainment operations out of fear of further, deeper internet revelations. “We simply feel that the internet is far too vulnerable to terrorist hacking to legitimize continuing entertainment content,” stated Jack Du Lopez, spokesman for the...

Je suis Charlie Jan10

Je suis Charlie

At Unhinged Magazine, we sympathize with the victims of the attacks at the offices of the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo. We strongly condemn the attacks and we support resistance to threats against freedom of expression. There is no laughter today at Unhinged Magazine....

Dog Swearing

Do you swear to bark the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth? See last week’s...

Start the New Year Sane Jan03

Start the New Year Sane

Have you had enough of holiday madness? Ready to get things started in a saner and more productive way? It’s a new year and most people have resolutions that they swear they’re going to keep this time. However, making resolutions is not the only way to start the new year. Here are some suggestions that can help you start 2015 on the right foot. 1.- Clean your house and put things away. This is a good way to set up the tone for the rest of the year. It will make you feel like everything is in order and will allow you to do other activities around the house more easily. 2.- Get rid of things you don’t use. This can be done together with...