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Now my bike is totally safe. See our previous meme....

I Am 20% Cooler May31

I Am 20% Cooler

Yes, the rumors are true. I’m a brony. A fan of the My Little Pony TV show. And I’m not alone. Worldwide, there are about 8 billion bronies. I know that number is accurate because I read it somewhere online. But seriously, people are not surprised by the success of the show with its target demographic, but by the success of the show with male adults (for some reason, the show’s success with female adults isn’t as shocking). But why it’s this show, aimed at young girls, so popular? Here are my guesses, based on my own experience and talks with other bronies. 1. It’s a great show. I haven’t seen the...

Dr. Spooner Talks Football

Every so often Dr. William Spooner gets in my head and wants to talk football, specifically the NFL, and sometimes about his favorite team, (he says “heavens favorite”) the Callous Dowboys. He says the football antics this year were enough to make an angel hose her larp! I said what? He told me, Oh yes, there’s nothing worse than an angel clitting on a soud with a host larp. I say I can see that, so go ahead, Mr. Spooner, tell me more about your favorite sport. He begins “First off, did you follow Funny Jootball, the rookie quarterback for the Breveland Clowns? His antics were funnier than a marrow of bunkies. What a lunch of boozers those...

New Words on Social Media

New Words You Wouldn’t Understand If You Didn’t Waste Time on Social Media I recently managed to find a way to curb my addiction to Civilization and stop wasting time playing it. Now I waste as much time on social media. During this, shall we call, “experiment,” I have improved my vocabulary with a new lexicon. Here are ten new words that I have learned that I wouldn’t have known otherwise. Note: With two exceptions, I got the meaning from these words from their context, so I might be wrong about them. 1. Waifu. An female anime character that you find attractive and that you jokingly say are in love with. It comes from the...

Phōm: A Dining-Like Experience

Philosophy At Phōm, we do not deign to nourish. Our goal is to challenge, elate, electrify, perhaps frighten, exalt, test, and expand. Protocol Enter Phōm expectantly. Wear loose and comfortable clothing. Abandon obsolete hindrances like hunger and thirst. Prepare to exalt in our oeuvre. Foretastes Onion-Tunic Contemplation       26. Rhombus of Vidalia tunic, poised on an origami tripod, constructed from vintage onion skin typing paper. Served with clattering sound effects and harsh lighting. Stem Cell and Turmeric Foam      95. Fusion of liquefied and whipped stem cells, extracted from the placentas of Kobe cows, finished with turmeric...

Happy Mother’s...

Because a mom will always do what’s necessary for her children. See our previous...

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Our Technological Toys

You’ve got a problem getting your TV and remote in synch. Who in your household should you call? Do not under any circumstances ask a Girl Guide for help. Recently, a group of Girl Guides reported a problem with the lights in their meeting hall and were shown that they needed to flick a switch. Best to ask your husband or your son for help with entertainment technology. According to American humorist Dave Barry, this goes back to our caveman days. Millions of years ago, Dave says, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food preparation area. “It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just...