Shark Punching

In a Silliman on Sports column. I know, you’re reading about it right now! Mick Fanning, three times world champion surfer dude at a big surfing event in South Africa, punched Greggie, the uninvited white shark, in the snout when Greggie got into Mick’s wave. Aussies do this all the time. You...

Cock Shots & Gl...

Cock Shots & Glock Shots: John Oliver, Edward Snowden & Dyllan Roof In uncomfortably strange ways, cock shots, those images of penises, sometimes engorged, sometimes flaccid, sometimes meaty, sometimes not, lovers and partners send over the Internet or mobile phones and devices,...

The Types of Facebookers

Yes, yet another article on my “what I learned by wasting time on social media” series. This time, I’m here to talk about the types of Facebookers that I’ve met. 1. The Silent This one friended you a long time ago and you have never heard of him or her again. There is nothing much to say about this Facebooker, just like his posts. 2. The Too-Much Information You’ll know where this Facebooker was, at what time, what he ate, who he was with, and what color of underwear he was wearing. Expect plenty of photos. 3. The Activist This Facebooker is always posting uplifting messages or supporting a good cause (or more). If...

The World According to Anime Jul04

The World According to Anime

Some time ago, I wrote an article about how Hollywood thinks the Universe works. However, it seems that the fictional rules of the Universe work differently in the other side of the world. So today, I’m presenting to you, how the Universe works, according to anime. 1. Natural hair comes in every color of the rainbow. 2. Every school has students that have the martial arts prowess of Bruce Lee, and at least half of them are women. 3. The most popular sight in Japan isn’t the cherry trees, but girl’s panties. 4. Every school has an insanely powerful school board. 5. The typical romantic male lead isn’t strong, intelligent, rich, handsome,...