Is This Still Funny? Sep28

Is This Still Funny?

I’ve been writing jokes since the 80s (way before the Internet) and used to keep a file of newspaper clippings on potentially funny stories. With the Internet, this is no longer necessary, but I recently uncovered a batch of clippings from 1990 which made me go “Hmmm?” I wonder if these still...

Get the Puck Outta Here Sep20

Get the Puck Outta H...

I don’t understand the outcry over the number of Mexicans entering our country. I feel that, for the most part, America needs them. It’s the Canadians that are swarming across our border that bother me. That’s why I was thrilled to hear Republican presidential candidate Scott Walker state...

Giant Snails Might Eat Shaq’s House Sep13

Giant Snails Might Eat Shaq’s House

Giant African snails have invaded Florida and eating the stucco right off houses. They also eat 512 types of plants, carry a form of meningitis, can harm your pets and are as big as a tennis shoe. But that’s not the bad part. The bad part is they are heading north towards the biggest stucco house in America, a 70,000 square foot beauty belonging to Shaquille O’Neal. Did you hear that? Shaq’s Shack is in danger! Excuse me, it’s 70,000 sq. ft., Shaq’s SHACK is in danger!! And when they say these things are as big as tennis shoes, let’s not forget Shaq’s 22DDDD are as big as Volkswagens. Imagine an army of Volkswagen bugs slithering north from...