Raccoon Aided Breathalyzer Nov29

Raccoon Aided Breath...

In San Diego, a Camp Pendleton petty officer was arrested for, get this, “ABUSE OF PUBLIC ANIMAL, DRUNKEN OR RECKLESS DRIVING.” Did you get the first part – “Abuse of Public Animal”? That’s what they call it when you’re so drunk you can’t...

Sammy Goes Free

After Being Indicted by a Grand Jury A ham sandwich protests its innocence; hires Heinz, Hellmann, Vlasic & Poupon to prepare a mouth-watering defense. The DA’s gastric evidence backfires on the People. Where’s the botulism? salmonella? E. coli? (Promoting flatulence is merely a...

Mental Health in the 1800s Nov15

Mental Health in the...

See the list above? Enlarge it, study it and thank your lucky stars you didn’t live in the late 19th Century. Because this is a sheet from the Trans-Allegheny Mental Hospital in Weston, West Virginia listing all the reasons you could be committed from 1864 to 1889. The site I Heart Chaos...

Today We Grieve Nov14

Today We Grieve

We, at Unhinged Magazine, decided to postpone our usual weekly humor piece due to the tragic events that happened in Paris. We realize that there will be consequences of these acts, and that other tragedies are happening around the world. That doesn’t lessen the pain that Paris people...

‘Merican Harry Potter Nov08

‘Merican Harry...

If you are a Harry Potter fan, you must have heard about J. K. Rowling’s upcoming prequel, which will feature the adventures in ‘Murica of young not-yet-killed Sirius Black and James Potter. J.K. Rowling has created a new American term for muggle in the story: no-maj. Many people...

Maximum Offended Mexicans!

At the beginning of October 2015, Clemson University in South Carolina, hosted a Mexican cuisine event in their premises called Maximum Mexican. The event, which included such non-representative elements of Mexico such as sombreros and tacos, was meant to please the students of the university, who happen to like, wait for it…. Mexican food. Our research team has been unable to confirm the rumors that Mexican decorations, Mexican music, or Mexican flags might have been present too. This obviously was an attack on real Mexican culture. Probably the most egregious offense was the fact that the people organizing the event made small talk...