Flippy Interviews Santa Dec24

Flippy Interviews Santa

I am proud to present to you the first interview ever with the real Santa Claus. It was an honor meeting such a great person. So, without further ado, here it is, my interview with Santa Claus: Flippy: So, my first question would be, why are you giving this interview? Santa Claus: Well, I’m afraid that I won’t be around for long. I think I might go away soon and I want people to know the truth about me rather than have them make up stories. F: What do you mean you’re not going to be around for long? Aren’t you immortal? SC: Well, yes and no. I am alive thanks to the belief that people have in me. However, more and more children...

How to Make Christmas MORE Materialistic Dec20

How to Make Christmas MORE Materialistic

The last two years, I wrote two articles about how to make Christmas less materialistic. This year, I discovered I was wrong. What we need is a MORE materialistic Christmas. Who cares about being thankful for what you have? Didn’t you just buy a bunch of stuff you didn’t really need on Black Friday? Think about it. What made you happier? That new HD-TV that displays 8 quazillions more colors than your previous one or seeing Aunt Dorothy at Thanksgiving dinner? So, here’s how to make Christmas even more materialistic. C’mon, that’s what the true spirit of Christmas is about: 1.- Buy presents. LOTS of presents....

Slime Gets Berned

After winning Time Magazine’s poll for 2015 person of the year, TimeWarner ignores Bernie Sanders as a finalist. Time subscribers quit in droves and move to...

Interplanetary Comme...

This week, we bring you the first part of the sequel to “Where Fudge Is Made,” a short story by guest writer Stephen Faulkner. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.   “Hey, Sleachak!” the guard called from outside the locked door of the lavatory stall. “What’s taking you so...