Yea, Ampersand Feb28

Yea, Ampersand

The ampersand, one of my favorite symbols, I must say, ending in the same word it symbolizes. And it’s exciting, starting off with an amp … plus I know whenever I see it being used there’s going to be more. For instance, Proctor, by itself is just a supervisor and Gamble, by itself, makes you...

Waking Up With Ronal...

Lying in his monogrammed red velvet pajamas he glared into Louis the XIV’s most opulent of mirrors.  Large and rectangular it was framed in thick 18 karat gold and encrusted with precious stones.  Looted from Versailles during the Revolution, Bump’d gotten it in a slightly less...

Pat Robertson Says God Controls Stock Market

“The stock market plunge,” says televangelist Pat Robertson, “is God’s punishment for our government funding Planned Parenthood.” Whoa! A hot damn… whoa! We knew Pat told us God controls the weather “There were gays in New Orleans. Not shocked they were hit by Katrina!” And we knew Pat told us God controls earthquakes, “The people of Haiti, long ago, made a pact with the devil,” but we didn’t know nothing about God manipulating no stocks. That’s news to us. We thought Pat would be right with the world now that Tim Tebow is back playing pro football, this time with the Eagles, one of Pat’s favorite patriotic birds. But no… the stock...