Gayle: Episode 8 May29

Gayle: Episode 8

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

Gayle: Episode 7 May22

Gayle: Episode 7

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

The Coyote Writes an Amazon Review May21

The Coyote Writes an Amazon Review

I bought the 2000X-16B catapult about a month ago after looking it in a page for contraptions used to catch roadrunners. I must say that I was very disappointed with my purchase and I decided to return it. I hope your X-23 Rocket Dispatcher which I bought with the refund will perform better, but I digress. I’ll mark each category with a number of stars with 5 being the best and 1 the worst. Price ***** For the price you’re paying, you are getting a huge item. I was impressed when I saw the box. The parts were not only big, but heavy, sturdy and resistant. Quality***** The catapult and their parts are made with materials of...

BLATTER OUT, SEXWALE IN May21

BLATTER OUT, SEXWALE IN

“Tokyo Sexwale will replace Sepp Blatter,” says Davidoff Clarkinov, my soccer FIFA expert. I can’t say Sepp Blatter without rushing to the bathroom. It’s not so much his corruption, just that his name evokes a certain urination urge. Now, Tokyo Sexwale, I have no idea what that is. I’m imagining it’s related to a sperm whale which I’m sure the Japanese also enjoy hunting. Maybe a sexwale likes to hump things but…er… isn’t that reserved for the humpback whale? Wow, I bet no one under the sea wants to get raped by a sex whale. They can go on a dork-a-thon. That’s probably where...

Gayle: Episode 6 May15

Gayle: Episode 6

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

That Scary Airplane Potty May14

That Scary Airplane ...

We all have phobias. Some are quite common such as the fear of flying (aviophobia) or the fear of heights (acrophobia) or the fear of public speaking (glossophobia). These are all understandable terrors. Then there are other phobias such as the fear of the Pope (papaphobia), the fear of...

A Language Prof Deciphers OU-Texas Rivalry May08

A Language Prof Deciphers OU-Texas Rivalry

“You needed to be there. Orange shirts, red shirts, fans didn’t like other,” Davidoff Clarkinov tells me. “Many had quite nasty things to say about the rival team.” My Russian friend, Clarkinov, fluent in four languages, a professor of linguistics, loves tennis just came back from his first OU-Texas Red River Rivalry. I was pretty sure the signs, T-shirts and the banter would catch his attention. “Oh, yeah,” I tell him. “When Sooner fans and Longhorn fans meet, there’s no civility. But I don’t think they’re particularly clever.” “But they are! Many Oklahoma fans were wearing shirts with a longhorn steer turned upside-down. Clever, right?...

Gayle: Episode 5 May08

Gayle: Episode 5

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

Conspiracy Exposed!

We bet you had no idea that lost socks are part of a vast international conspiracy.  Well watch and...

Not the Cheerleaders!

Maybe columnist Molly Ivins was right – Texas lawmakers ARE crazy. At least this is what my neighbor, Lyle, is also saying when he read about Houston representative, Al Edwards, proposing a law to ban dirty dancing by cheerleaders. Lyle points out this quote by Edwards: “They’re shaking their behinds and breaking it down.” Under Edwards’ bill, if a school district knowingly permits such a performance state funds will be reduced in an amount to be determined by the education commissioner. We’re thinking $500 for a grind, $1000 bucks per bump, $2000 for having Big Busty on top of the pyramid. Short skirts, possibly okay, as long as everyone...

Gayle: Episode 4 May01

Gayle: Episode 4

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...