Note from the Cat-Sitter Oct30

Note from the Cat-Si...

I appreciate you stopping in from time to time this weekend to check on my cat, make sure his water is filled and he has his food and that the litterbox doesn’t become too gross. Thanks. No problem – here are my notes Saturday morning, 9:00 a.m. Found cat looking out window, sulking. Tried to...

Gayle: Episode 26 Oct30

Gayle: Episode 26

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here: http://unhingedmagazine.com/2016/04/gayle-episode-1/ ‎ Next episode:...

News You’ll Never See. Oct23

News You’ll Never See.

These last months there has been a certain event in the news that most people are tired of and would like not to hear about anymore. That’s not what this article is about. This article is about the news that you will never, ever see. 1. Woman Tells Husband: “We Need to Talk.” Housewife Mary Green, 34, of Aurora, New York told her husband, Steward Green, that she thinks she has been spending too much and neglecting her husband in bed. “It just came to me one day. I don’t need another dress or a new pair of shoes. My husband works so hard to earn money and it shouldn’t be spend in frivolities. Also, I think...

Famous Songs Rewritten for 2016 Values Oct16

Famous Songs Rewritten for 2016 Values

We all have a favorite song that we adore and that we like to replay in our heads over and over, specially when someone starts to talk about the cute things their children do. But have you stopped and thought of the feelings that might be hurt? This is why I decided to embark in the quest to update classic and famous songs and adjust them for 2016 values. POC Holiday, by Bing Crosby. (to the tune of White Christmas) I’m dreaming of a P-O-C Holiday, Just like the ones we’ve never known. Where there’s no more dissin’ And children listen To hear praises for their work. I’m dreaming of a P-O-C Holiday With every tumblr post I write, May your...

Gayle: Episode 25 Oct10

Gayle: Episode 25

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

Tooth Fairies Aren’t...

When my dentist gave me the bad news, I was naturally distraught over the possibility of losing half of my teeth. Even after years of religiously brushing, flossing and wrestling with my Waterpik, the entire lower left-hand quadrant as well as a few other strategically located molars had...

Superpowers for Superheroes Oct02

Superpowers for Supe...

I just read that Tom Cruise has acquired a superpower. It’s enhanced smell. I read this in the National Enquirer (September 12, 2016) so it must be true. According to the article, Mr. Cruise acquired the ability to smell and identify odors even if they are miles away. He can now sniff anyone...

Gayle: Episode 24 Oct02

Gayle: Episode 24

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...