Gayle: Episode 30 Nov27

Gayle: Episode 30

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

An English Professor Pens a Chik fil A Yelp Review Nov25

An English Professor Pens a Chik fil A Yelp Review

“Chik fil A”’s understanding of the English language is shaky at best. It’s spelled “Chicken,” not “Chikin.” Yes, I am being flippant. The marketing campaign is devoted to a fictional group of cows who were spared from the assembly line to hastily paint semi-literate signs imploring the human carnivores of the world to “Eat Mor Chikin” instead of beef. I can’t deny that the adverting campaign works. I like beef. I eat beef. But when I drive past a “Chik fil A” billboard and witness these bovine declarations to eat the particular poultry that is provided at this establishment, goddamn, my mouth waters, my foot presses down on the...

There’s a Museum for That Nov20

There’s a Museum for That

My wife and I recently traveled to upstate New York. Along the way we decided to visit a few museums. First we stopped at the Jell-O Gallery Museum because there is always room for a Jell-O tour in your itinerary. At the gallery we were given a guided tour through Jell-O history. Although I am a history buff, this tested my limits. However, I did learn that the dessert’s main ingredient is gelatin which is made by boiling the connective tissue, bones and skin from cows and pigs. Yummy. It’s surprising that there is an entire museum dedicated to this one jiggly dessert. But there is. My wife had been wanting to go there thinking there would...

Gayle: Episode 29 Nov20

Gayle: Episode 29

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here: http://unhingedmagazine.com/2016/04/gayle-episode-1/ ‎ Next episode:...

Gayle: Episode 28 Nov13

Gayle: Episode 28

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

Gayle: Episode 27 Nov06

Gayle: Episode 27

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here: http://unhingedmagazine.com/2016/04/gayle-episode-1/ ‎ Next episode:...

If You Could Dodge Questions Like a Candidate

You’ve all seen it. A candidate is caught doing something questionable and you are dying to know what his or her answer is. Then, the interviewer asks the question that everybody has been waiting for. But you get a non-answer. Boy, wouldn’t  you love to be able to answer questions like that? Just close your eyes and imagine… Question: Where’s the report? You: I agree wholeheartedly that the report is important. However, let’s not forget the fact that since I’ve started working here, I’ve arrived on time almost everyday. On top of that, I’ve been remembering the birthdays of every co-worker...