Note from the Cat-Sitter Oct30

Note from the Cat-Si...

I appreciate you stopping in from time to time this weekend to check on my cat, make sure his water is filled and he has his food and that the litterbox doesn’t become too gross. Thanks. No problem – here are my notes Saturday morning, 9:00 a.m. Found cat looking out window, sulking. Tried to...

A Bullfrog and a Butterfly Sep11

A Bullfrog and a But...

A bullfrog and a butterfly both chanced upon each other. ‘My dear, you are an ugly beast!’ the bullfrog dared to utter. ‘Why froggy,’ gasped the butterfly, astounded by his words. ‘My beauty is unparallel while yours is so absurd!’ ‘Ha – ha! Ho – ho!’ laughed froggy so, and with a knowing...

Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race Aug13

Cat in the Hat Enter...

The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing his large red and white striped hat into the presidential ring. Mr. Hat declared his candidacy outside of the childhood home of Dr. Seuss, his friend and creator. The famous mouser, who was wearing his...

Raccoon Aided Breathalyzer Nov29

Raccoon Aided Breath...

In San Diego, a Camp Pendleton petty officer was arrested for, get this, “ABUSE OF PUBLIC ANIMAL, DRUNKEN OR RECKLESS DRIVING.” Did you get the first part – “Abuse of Public Animal”? That’s what they call it when you’re so drunk you can’t...

Giant Snails Might Eat Shaq’s House Sep13

Giant Snails Might Eat Shaq’s House

Giant African snails have invaded Florida and eating the stucco right off houses. They also eat 512 types of plants, carry a form of meningitis, can harm your pets and are as big as a tennis shoe. But that’s not the bad part. The bad part is they are heading north towards the biggest stucco house in America, a 70,000 square foot beauty belonging to Shaquille O’Neal. Did you hear that? Shaq’s Shack is in danger! Excuse me, it’s 70,000 sq. ft., Shaq’s SHACK is in danger!! And when they say these things are as big as tennis shoes, let’s not forget Shaq’s 22DDDD are as big as Volkswagens. Imagine an army of Volkswagen bugs slithering north from...

Shark Punching

In a Silliman on Sports column. I know, you’re reading about it right now! Mick Fanning, three times world champion surfer dude at a big surfing event in South Africa, punched Greggie, the uninvited white shark, in the snout when Greggie got into Mick’s wave. Aussies do this all the time. You...

Happy Mother’s...

Because a mom will always do what’s necessary for her children. See our previous...

The reason the Internet exists: Cats! Aug10

The reason the Internet exists: Cats!

After long hours of going through market research, we found out what’s the average reader of Unhinged Magazine (hi, grandma!) wants. So without further introduction, here it is: Cats! 10.- Cuteness overload. 9.- I didn’t take it. 8.- They’re versatile. 7.- They hate baths tho. 6.- They are not so good at taking blame, even when deserved. 5.- They can do this for ages. 4.- This is why I prefer dogs. 3.- You all know one.   2.- I knew it! 1.- The most famous cat of all Bonus. For those of you who also love...

Animals Seeking Fame Steal Movie Equipment Dec28

Animals Seeking Fame...

In a series of shocking criminal acts, animals driven by lust for Hollywood fame and fortune have been stealing filmmaking gear from innocent tourists around the world. Despite their heartless actions, these predatory movie makers have won huge audiences on Youtube and Vimeo.com. According to...

Unhinged by Love: Ceniza’s Last Day Oct16

Unhinged by Love: Ce...

About one year ago, I picked up a dog from the street. I named her Ceniza, which means Ash, after her black fur. Today, Ceniza left us. After battling with a disease for a week, it was clear that keeping her alive would only prolong her agony and suffering, so I decided to have her put down....

The Dreams of Plant Life Aug15

The Dreams of Plant ...

We dream of gentle rain drops and soft horsie nibbles. We dream of sweet wet glops of cow manure, of earthworms and ant hills. And sometimes we sometimes we dream of the terrible, horrible, insanely cruel...

Worm Watchers Wanted Jul17

Worm Watchers Wanted

You too can be an online worm watcher at Zoouniverse´s Worm Watch Lab. Here’s a pic of what the worms look like: Groovy huh? Ok, I lied. I know that isn’t very scientific of me. So here is what the worms really look like. Only you actually see them moving in the lab. This one must be dead. I...

Dog’s Wall Walking Career Comes to an End Maybe Jul17

Dog’s Wall Walking C...

My dog Chico is a Wall Walker. That’s the only way I can think of to try to explain what he does. He walks horizontally across the face of cliffs as perpendicular as a wall, especially the cliff face behind the little theater in the community where we live. The first time I saw him do this, I...