Unhinged on Youtube Apr19

Unhinged on Youtube

Our own Flippy was invited to a podcast a while ago. If you missed the live transmission, now you can listen to the podcast on Youtube. Flippy is an author, translator, language teacher, and brony. For years, he led pen-and-paper RPG players in adventures he created himself, often starting...

Unhinged Author Invited by Rolecasters Mar17

Unhinged Author Invited by Rolecasters

Yes, it’s true, I must admit that finally, after all these years, the cool kids have allowed me to hang out with them. I’m going to be a guest speaker at their next episode of Rolecasters. I will be talking about how I became a Dungeon Master for my Dungeons and Dragon games, how I became a brony and what my insights of the fandom are, and finally, my new role playing book: Tiny Horsies, a role playing game for bronies, children and their parents, and anyone who wants to start role playing and wants an easy-to-master system. The episode will be broadcast on Wednesday, March 18th, at 9 pm EST. You can hear it on this link. If...

Flippy’s Life Lessons Dec30

Flippy’s Life Lesson...

It is with great pride and *sniff* adoration that we, the humble Unhinged leaders announce that Flippy, the Unhinged Admin, has become the author of an Awesome Book! (See Awesome Books above.) The book, entitled Flippy’s Life Lessons: Stuff Every Single Man Needs to Know, is dazzling them on...

How Hollywood Thinks the Universe Works Aug12

How Hollywood Thinks the Universe Works

Hollywood is not the place where you go for realism. Still, there are some things that you see in movies that make you wonder if specific types of physical, sociological, or psychological rules exist that apply to all movies. If there are, I think they would go like this. 1.- You can outrun any explosion. 2.- Women in bed make every effort to cover their breasts, even if they are by themselves. 3.- One in a million chances happen nine times out of ten. 4.- Obscenely gorgeous women have trouble getting dates. 5.- 99% of soldiers in any professional army can’t hit a human-sized target, even at close range, even if several of them are...

All I Have Learned About Women Aug02

All I Have Learned About Women

Many men have a hard time understanding women, specially if those men are young or inexperienced. That’s why this week, I’m sharing with you, my faithful readers, all that I have learned about women. In this article, I will share what I know about understanding women, how to ask a girl out, how to keep a woman happy, how to understand what she means from what she says, how to know if a girl likes you as a friend or as something else, and most importantly, how to get a girl to fall in love with you. So, here it is. Everything I know about women:                        ...

Phrases to Run Away From May24

Phrases to Run Away From

Do you have trouble finding that special someone in your life? Is it difficult for you to get involved with people of the opposite sex? Do you have problems starting or keeping a relationship? One possibility is that you’re doing everything right but saying the wrong things. As usual, we at Unhinged Magazine are here to save the day. We sent our Sociology Team to do some in-situ research and find out what the phrases that turn men and women away are. If you’re having trouble not being single, you may want to check if you’re saying one of these phrases. Top 10 Phrases that turn women off: 10. What’s that on your face?...

How to Stay Single for the Long Term Feb08

How to Stay Single f...

Do you wonder why there are people who seem to be continuously successful at remaining single for long periods of time? Do you envy their free time and the ability to not have to take a shower every weekend? And don’t forget all that extra money that they save on birthday presents and pesky...

Getting Over Gifts: Planning Ahead for Next Christmas Dec24

Getting Over Gifts: ...

The true spirit of Christmas is the joyful celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. However, because Christmas is also a symbol, everybody is allowed to give it the meaning they want and to celebrate it any way they want. This is the same reason Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo (even if...

Flippy’s Guide to Making Everyone in the World Happy Dec08

Flippy’s Guide to Ma...

Every Miss Universe contestant has one wish and one wish only: world peace. We based our research on this well-produced, thought provoking documentary: Miss Congeniality Even if you are not a Miss Universe contestant (and if you are, please send me some pictures and your phone number...

First National Convention of Introverts Cancelled Sep09

First National Conve...

Reuters (Sept. 9, 2013) The National Introvert Association announced today that the First National Convention of Introverts has been cancelled. The organizer of the event, which was scheduled for September 20, claimed that the lack of interest among the introverted community was the reason...

Paint Our Website Jul20

Paint Our Website

Do you paint? Unhinged Magazine’s website needs to be scraped and painted. Only serious inquiries from experienced commercial painters please. You must provide your own tools and awesome php/Wordpress skills. No drunks or ex-cons. Stoners...

Marketing Lessons from My Little Pony™ and SimCity™ Jul17

Marketing Lessons from My Little Pony™ and SimCity...

Hasbro decided a while ago to dust off their old My Little Pony franchise and update it with a new cartoon series featuring new characters, story and good animation. The show has been a tremendous success with two demographics: small girls 6 to 12-years-old and 20 to 30-year-old men. I’m not kidding. Bronies (brother + ponies) form one of the most important market audiences for the show. And more importantly from a marketing point of view, they have money and they’re not afraid to spend it on all things My Little Pony. I’m not talking about a toy or two. I’m talking about a wide-scale phenomenon. There are now such things as My Little...