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Slime Gets Berned

After winning Time Magazine’s poll for 2015 person of the year, TimeWarner ignores Bernie Sanders as a finalist. Time subscribers quit in droves and move to...

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Now my bike is totally safe. See our previous meme....

Happy Mother’s...

Because a mom will always do what’s necessary for her children. See our previous...

This is why….

You should always carry cash with you. See our previous meme...

Give us all the saus...

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Mandatory Flying

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Dog Swearing

Do you swear to bark the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth? See last week’s...

If only all babies w...

Sadly, not many babies are like this. See our previous...

Not for Beginners

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Cooking is a skill you should learn way before you actually need it. See our previous meme...

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This is why your mot...

Stop or I’ll peel. See our previous meme...

Sailor Freddy Mercur...

    Fighting evil by moonlight, Taking the subway by daylight. Never running from a real jam. He is Freddy Mercury Moon!   See our previous...