If Other Businesses Acted like Airlines Apr13

If Other Businesses Acted like Airlines

People are getting upset at the forceful removal of the passenger from a United Airline flight. I don’t know why, honestly. I mean, not only it’s legal for airlines to sell more seats than they have and choose what paying customers to deny access, even after they’ve been seated, but they also have the right to send the cops after them and beat and drag them out. Also, isn’t every passenger familiar with all the rules and legality issues of such incidents? If you can memorize all 150 first generation pokemon, surely you know the Title 18 code by heart. But to prove the point to show you how reasonable airlines’...

Ebichu: Episodes 11 ...

WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK Ebichu the housekeeping hamster is anime for adults. It was originally broadcast on late-night television in Japan. As good-hearted as she is, Ebichu has no impulse control. Her slacker master is abusive, but Ebichu is endlessly forgiving. (We have to make a...

Ebichu: Episodes 9 & 10

WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK Ebichu the housekeeping hamster is anime for adults. It was originally broadcast on late-night television in Japan. As good-hearted as she is, Ebichu has no impulse control. Her slacker master is abusive, but Ebichu is endlessly forgiving. (We have to make a donation to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fictional Animals after every episode.) We’ve chosen to broadcast the version with subtitles in English and cultural information. We hope you enjoy the Japanese insanity. Our first episode in the series is here:  http://unhingedmagazine.com/2017/03/ebichu-episodes-1-2/ The next episode in the series is...

Ebichu: Episodes 7 &...

WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK Ebichu the housekeeping hamster is anime for adults. It was originally broadcast on late-night television in Japan. As good-hearted as she is, Ebichu has no impulse control. Her slacker master is abusive, but Ebichu is endlessly forgiving. (We have to make a...

Ebichu: Episodes 5 &...

WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK Ebichu the housekeeping hamster is anime for adults. It was originally broadcast on late-night television in Japan. As good-hearted as she is, Ebichu has no impulse control. Her slacker master is abusive, but Ebichu is endlessly forgiving. (We have to make a...

Good Bad Translations Mar12

Good Bad Translations

Translating is not as easy as many people think. Words do not always have a one-to-one equivalent in another language. Add slang, localisms, sayings and other nuances and it becomes easier to make a mistake. Fortunately, sometimes some translations are so bad, they’re good. Here are a few of them. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 When not busy mixing his whites with colors, Flippy works as a writer, translator, and language teacher. In his free time, he plays video games, takes photos, and writes funny stuff. You can find his humor book, Flippy’s Life Lessons Stuff Every Single Man Should Know, published by Relentlessly Creative Books on...

Ebichu: Episodes 3 &...

WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK Ebichu the housekeeping hamster is anime for adults. It was originally broadcast on late-night television in Japan. As good-hearted as she is, Ebichu has no impulse control. Her slacker master is abusive, but Ebichu is endlessly forgiving. (We have to make a...

Ebichu: Episodes 1 &...

WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK Ebichu the housekeeping hamster is anime for adults. It was originally broadcast on late-night television in Japan. As good-hearted as she is, Ebichu has no impulse control. Her slacker master is abusive, but Ebichu is endlessly forgiving. (We have to make a...

How to Make Your Restaurant Not Suck

Going to a restaurant should be a pleasant experience, but sometimes, it is not. Based on my own experience. Here are some egregious examples of such situations. 1. Do not watch a movie and make everybody listen to it This one happened to me. The owner of the restaurant was watching a movie in his computer. I could barely see the little screen but I knew he was watching some action movie. How did I know that? Because he had connected his computer to the sound system of the restaurant and everyone could hear the gunshots and the explosions loud and clear. When we complained to the waiter, the owner lowered the sound of the movie… a bit. 2....

From My Cold, Dead Hands Feb11

From My Cold, Dead H...

Well, the 2016 presidential election is over and Donald Trump is our 45th president. One of the interesting things about the election is that most people didn’t like either Trump or Hillary Clinton. However, there is one very dangerous political organization that should not be ignored and...

How to Ruin a Relationship Feb05

How to Ruin a Relati...

Say you found your special someone and you are now in a happy relationship. You might think it’s time to work it out into something more stable, but you’d be so wrong. If romantic comedies have taught us something, it’s that after a few dates, it’s time to go through a major conflict that...

How to Prepare for 2017 Jan07

How to Prepare for 2017

2016 if finally finished and many people are breathing a sigh of relief. However, do not fall into the temptation of letting your guard down. There is no guarantee that 2017 isn’t lullying you into a false sense of security so that it can strike while we’re distracted watching the seventh season of Games of Thrones. This is why we have to take a hint or two from 2016. 1. Protect your wild animals from other people’s children If 2016 taught us anything, it’s that children present a serious safety hazard for wild animals all around the world. Just hanging around with one of those little fellows can get you shot....

The Coyote Writes an Amazon Review May21

The Coyote Writes an Amazon Review

I bought the 2000X-16B catapult about a month ago after seeing it on a page about contraptions used to catch roadrunners. I must say that I was very disappointed with my purchase and I decided to return it. I hope your X-23 Rocket Dispatcher which I bought with the refund will perform better, but I digress. I’ll mark each category with a number of stars with 5 being the best and 1 the worst. Price ***** For the price you’re paying, you are getting a huge item. I was impressed when I saw the box. The parts were not only big, but heavy, sturdy and resistant. Quality***** The catapult and their parts are made with materials of...

That Scary Airplane Potty May14

That Scary Airplane ...

We all have phobias. Some are quite common such as the fear of flying (aviophobia) or the fear of heights (acrophobia) or the fear of public speaking (glossophobia). These are all understandable terrors. Then there are other phobias such as the fear of the Pope (papaphobia), the fear of...

Modern Day Resolutions Jan03

Modern Day Resolutions

Every year, millions of people come up with resolutions for the new year. They tend to always be the same, losing weight, going to the gym, stop smoking, starting a diet, stop gambling, or quit prostitution. Those resolutions are all fine and dandy, but they are sooooo 2000. It’s time to update them with modern day resolutions for the Internet era. Here are some examples that you might want to consider: 1.- Back up your data at least every week. Or sooner, if you are working on something extremely important. So, you worked so hard for three weeks for a project for your main client. It is perfect and all it needs is to be sent by...