If Other Businesses Acted like Airlines Apr13

If Other Businesses Acted like Airlines

People are getting upset at the forceful removal of the passenger from a United Airline flight. I don’t know why, honestly. I mean, not only it’s legal for airlines to sell more seats than they have and choose what paying customers to deny access, even after they’ve been seated, but they also have the right to send the cops after them and beat and drag them out. Also, isn’t every passenger familiar with all the rules and legality issues of such incidents? If you can memorize all 150 first generation pokemon, surely you know the Title 18 code by heart. But to prove the point to show you how reasonable airlines’...

All Aboard Jun12

All Aboard

Good morning. This is flight 950 bound for Omaha. We will begin boarding in the order of how I am judging you. If you bought your last pantsuit in 1975 you will be among the first 16 passengers to board. I like women who wear whatever’s on top of the heap in their hampers. Your backless Keds...