The Real War on Christmas Dec19

The Real War on Christmas

If you’ve heard the news this season, or any Christmas season, I’m sure that you’ve heard about the war on Christmas. Each year, there is a battle and Christmas wins it every time. At least that’s what I assume since Christmas continues to exist. But no more, it’s time to get serious and  win not only the battle, but the war on Christmas once and for all. And here it’s how my plan on how to achieve total victory: 1. Build a wall around the North Pole and make Santa pay for it Yes, that’s right. It’s time to put an obstacle to that fat bastard so that he stays away once and for all. It’ll be a good wall, a long wall, a great wall, a wall...

Gayle: Episode 21 Sep04

Gayle: Episode 21

Unhinged Magazine is proudly featuring the comedy series Gayle, about lunatic suburban housewife and terror of the neighborhood, Gayle Waters-Waters. Produced and performed by comedian Chris Fleming, we hope you enjoy the show. Series starts here:...

Flippy Interviews Santa Dec24

Flippy Interviews Santa

I am proud to present to you the first interview ever with the real Santa Claus. It was an honor meeting such a great person. So, without further ado, here it is, my interview with Santa Claus: Flippy: So, my first question would be, why are you giving this interview? Santa Claus: Well, I’m afraid that I won’t be around for long. I think I might go away soon and I want people to know the truth about me rather than have them make up stories. F: What do you mean you’re not going to be around for long? Aren’t you immortal? SC: Well, yes and no. I am alive thanks to the belief that people have in me. However, more and more children...

How to Make Christmas MORE Materialistic Dec20

How to Make Christmas MORE Materialistic

The last two years, I wrote two articles about how to make Christmas less materialistic. This year, I discovered I was wrong. What we need is a MORE materialistic Christmas. Who cares about being thankful for what you have? Didn’t you just buy a bunch of stuff you didn’t really need on Black Friday? Think about it. What made you happier? That new HD-TV that displays 8 quazillions more colors than your previous one or seeing Aunt Dorothy at Thanksgiving dinner? So, here’s how to make Christmas even more materialistic. C’mon, that’s what the true spirit of Christmas is about: 1.- Buy presents. LOTS of presents....

Haiku of the Day: 83 Dec25

Haiku of the Day: 83

For many, it’s peace. For others, it’s holiness. For children, it’s toys!