Hi God, it’s me Oct14

Hi God, it’s m...

Our country has been hit by so many destructive hurricanes and damaging wildfires in the last few months that some people are saying they are retribution from God for something we have done. I’m not sure about that, but it did make me wonder if the Lord is angry with us. So I decided to get...

Pat Robertson Says God Controls Stock Market

“The stock market plunge,” says televangelist Pat Robertson, “is God’s punishment for our government funding Planned Parenthood.” Whoa! A hot damn… whoa! We knew Pat told us God controls the weather “There were gays in New Orleans. Not shocked they were hit by Katrina!” And we knew Pat told us God controls earthquakes, “The people of Haiti, long ago, made a pact with the devil,” but we didn’t know nothing about God manipulating no stocks. That’s news to us. We thought Pat would be right with the world now that Tim Tebow is back playing pro football, this time with the Eagles, one of Pat’s favorite patriotic birds. But no… the stock...