Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Feb10

Liar, Liar, Pants on...

Liar, Liar pants on fire, hanging from a telephone wire. We heard that every day on the playground in elementary school. Children said it when calling out another kid’s lie. But these days it seems that grown-ups, especially our politicians, are the ones that are telling the tall tales. One...

THE PINOCCHIO PANDEMIC Aug21

THE PINOCCHIO PANDEMIC

An aberrant virus has arrived on Earth. This disease was airborne and extremely contagious. When a human’s brain was activated as that person articulated a lie, the virus was aroused and quickly multiplied. Its target, the liar’s nose, now infected, became elongated, slowly or speedily, depending upon the depth of the deception. No other part of the body was affected. The researcher who first discovered the virus christened it, The Pinocchio Virus. Soon mankind was infected and afflicted. During its first months here, the virus’s spread was slow. Missing cookies added a small bump to the tip of Little Johnny’s nose. The corrective his...