You Get Banned!

Just recently, Formula 1 announced that they will not be using grid girls in their races anymore due to modern day societal norms. Apparently,  according to modern day societal norms, men dislike cars and beautiful girls, so this is obviously going to bring more fans and viewers. The girls,...

Tweaking Language Mar04

Tweaking Language

This week, I learned that apparently a cartoon series for girls is racist, that there was a war on Wikipedia about the gender of Garfield, and that Cardiff Metropolitan University banned words such as manpower and girls. This trend is going to continue. So, I’ve decided to help universities, writers, movie makers, and other creators make some more changes to the language and some titles of known works in order to avoid offending someone’s feelings. And if you’re one of them reading this, you’re welcome. I’ve even put them into nice little categories for easy classification: Everyday Phrases An arm and a leg...

Politically Correct Joke Checklist Jan10

Politically Correct Joke Checklist

Great comedians don’t just focus on being funny. They know that in order to succeed, they need to take into account people’s feelings above everything else. Even if you are not a professional comedian, it’s necessary to purge any joke, even those used in casual conversation from any material that might be considered offensive. The purpose of this checklist is to make sure that any joke that you tell is completely safe to use and doesn’t offend anyone, intentionally or unintentionally. Please ask your friends to be patient with you while you go through this checklist after you announce that you have a joke for them. Going through the...