Interplanetary Comme...

In case you haven’t read it, you can read the first part here. The story that comes before can be found here.   And in the Flomcarpian hinterlands the workers harvest the flowers of the grpflarkpf bush from which the distillate, called grpflarkthguk, an beverage that is extremely...

Where Fudge Is Made

When the Terran Interplanetary Diplomatic Service opened relations with the major civilization on the planet Flomcarp in the solar system of the median stellar body called Grantius by the Terrans, Whowhatso by the Flomcarpians themselves, it was for a single economic reason. Flomcarp’s sole...

The War of the Jesi

When Jesus first appeared in New York City, no one paid him any attention. When he appeared in Cairo, it came about with the same result. However, when he simultaneously appeared in Chicago, London, Madrid, Beijing, Los Angeles, Buenos Aires, Melbourne and Miami, people began to take notice and ask questions. The questions weren’t enough, though, especially since only one man had the answers—and he wasn’t raising his voice in the din to admit to anything. Also, the questions did not come soon enough. It became evident very quickly that the Jesus delusion was not isolated to one person in this locale and another person in another city. It...